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BTMN · Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 795 Location: Tampa Bay Area

**WARNING SATIRE POSTING!!!!!**(with pinches of Truth) Twisted Evil

So according to Blabbermouth.com Zack Wylde has been laid up with blood clots.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=125709

I got to thinking with Zack getting laidoff from SharOz Inc, and Aerosmith on strike against Brother Steven while he is healing, perhaps after Steven and Zack heal, the Wylde Steven Project cant be to far off. Shocked

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Douchebag4Life · Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 287 Location: My Own World

Um.. why is Zack Wylde wearing panty hoes?
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Aeroladyny · Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 22825

Aeroladyny · Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 22825

BTMN...Thanks for this..

I giggled about him and ST joining forces LOL...not funny for either man..blood clots are really nothing to mess with..

Saw Zakk tweet about going in the hospital for this...
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Pink Wings · Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 2826 Location: Connecticut

Poor guy! Geez, you'd think they could have given him Black (Label Society) compression stockings. Blood IS Thicker Than Water. Wink

Been there, done that, no fun. Believe me, the compression stockings are the least of his problems when it comes to the treatment.

Get well soon, Zakk!
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stottie · Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 1230

Thank christ he has his legs crossed Shocked

Hi Mary !!! Wink

sleeper · Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 935

Aeroladyny · Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 22825

LastoftheHipWhiteBoyz · Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Posts: 2381

whooooaa...........daaaaaang, ol Zakk banged up, layed up in the Hospital. But still giving his "signature" shoot da bird pics, as he and a lot of his Fans do in many Pics, for the fun of it mostly..........thought I'd at least see the BLS Vest hanging in the background.......

LadyBlue · Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1892 Location: Wonderland

stottie · Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 1230

Okay , nothing to do with the post but gotta share my hospital story..

About 6 years ago I went into hospital to have my tonsils removed , I was shown into a room and then someone brought in one of those sexy little show-your-a** gown things..so I put it on..I then noticed that they had left me one of those paper see-through hair/head kinda jobbies that you always see them wearing on ER during an op..so I plonked it on my head and sat bare a** on the bed..after a few minutes someone came in to show me to the op theatre ... he looked up at me...then asked me why I was wearing pants on my head ???!!!...I hadnt noticed that the "head gear" had leg holes in them and had been walking about wearing them on me bonce !!!..the Indian gentleman spoke to me in soft whispers so no-one could hear him...No, sir , they are in case you soil yourself during the Op... Embarassed

Can I just say that No , I didnt soil myself during the op , I just want to clear that up !!!

But , anyhoo , back on track...derail finito !!!

Aeroladyny · Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 22825

AeroCooper · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:32 am Post subject:

I didn't even know John Kalodner was sick! Shocked

PS: Nice disclaimer, great idea!! Laughing

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dreamingon75 · Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 12468

I hope Zakk gets better soon.
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ladybotluvsaerosmith · Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 4374 Location: Hayward, CA